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Episode 1: Pilot
This episode was the first CTN ever made. It's
signature "quirk" was the dart gun that Alex got
and felt the need to
shoot everyone. In this episode
Michael Moore, George Bush, John Kerry
and other people are mocked out of their minds. In the Entertainment
corner, JB is happy to report new on J-Lo's new marriage, and more importantly,
her fine behind. Though this was not the best CTN ever, it got us started
and moving in the right direction.
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Episode 2: CSI
The signature odd beginning of this show was a mock of the
opening of CSI. This is the first big episode of CTN, and the characters
were starting to settle. Up for bashing this episode was Al-Sharpton,
George Bush, and Martha Stuart. More amazingly though was the exclusive
interview Alex got with Bill Clinton that gets some very important information
(pointless babbling). Guy Collina, the onsite reporter gets to do a
special report about a very sad orphan boy, who as it turns out became rich and
very happy. This irritates Guy because it ruined his "feel good
story". JB does some excellent entertainment corner with a mock of
Brittany Speares and an exclusive preview of Spiderman 3 : Before the
Bite.
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Episode 3: Like it?
The beginning mishap in this episode dealt with a
catchy phrase that Alex and JB just liked saying. The show starts with
news from a producer that the show needs more diversity, so they brought in a
pointless co-anchor that is Black, Chinese, and everything else. He just
jumps in and adds random things. Peter Hourihan finally joins the cast,
but not before he accidentally runs over the weatherman. None of the cast
seemed to mind though. When Pete gets here he gets an interview with the
newly elected senator Barrack Obama, but because of a mix up, he gets some white
lady who doesn't even vote, ruining his story. JB gets to show a preview
of a show called "What would you do for a Million Dollars" which shows terrible
things like a person deciding between saving there brother from a lion, or
doubling their money to 1 million dollars!
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Episode 4: S.U.D.A.M.
The show starts off normal enough, having Pete on
site complaining about boredom when George bush gets abducted by aliens.
This show was the first to be a 100% news magazine. It follows an
exclusive story by Peter Hourihan about Super heroes in Ohio. He searches
for months until he finds a drunk guy in a bar who thinks he's a super hero
named SUDAM (super underage drunk a man). He named himself that because it
reminded him of that guy the Fong. Pete continues to follow this strange
character around until he finally uses his super powers to stop a crime.
His super powers were unleashed by accidentally walking down the street and
throwing up on a mugger, followed by passing out for a long period of
time.
See the entire episode
of S.U.D.A.M here!
Senseless
Productions, in association with Cow Tippers (http://www.cowtipperscomedy.com/)
bring you the best news show mock since Dan Rather tried to pass off CBS as
un-biased. Situated in Someplace, Ohio it follows a new and unique
formula. From the starting awkward humor before the show, to the
traditional national, local, and international news mock. If there is
news, it can and will be mocked. It also mocks entertainment news.
The entertainment reporter (JB), mocks everything entertainment, and always has
new and exciting clips from TV shows, and movies (that oddly enough never seem
to be made...). Of course there is the weather, reporting the Ohio
weather. Fortunately, they always die by the end of their forecast.
There are also several news reporters who bring you their own stories, but tend
to have bad luck. If you have heard anything in the news, you'll love this
show. If you haven't, you'll still like it. CTN will be showed at
Cow Tippers shows during the scripted comedy sections, so don't miss out on the
only place to see CTN, at the cow tippers show.
